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Jake

This is a boy commonly reffered to as cute, has awesome taste in music, is a radical sk8r boi, slays sweet puss, and only fucks with big titty goth bitches.
Jake is such a rad dude, I bet he fucks all the big titty goth bitches.
by SadBoiRadBoi January 3, 2018
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Jake pauler

a group of demons that haunt the L.A. area
"ugh im pretty sure my house is haunted by a Jake paulers, their lowd and obnoxious all the time man
by sky.cloudie June 13, 2020
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Jake

A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.
Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah
by CoolKid000012 August 27, 2018
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Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.
"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."
by rtl1984 October 30, 2023
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Jake Paul

Who to watch if your in the mood to die and the person who those cringe kids in 5th grade made a group around (tip of advice don't say something about them cuz their snitches) he also wrote every day bro which is ear rape and his content what people in North Korea use to torcher people.
5 Gay kids "Jake Paul is so cool lets make a group so we can worship him and jurk off to his content"
Literally everyone "You guys are cringe and I'm pretty sure he is on steroids and has multiple criminal files"
5 Gay kids "He is our hero *Dabs multiple times* he is so much better than you *Dabs some more*"
everyone who isn't blind "did you just dab *Dies from cringe*"
by DirtyDowgg December 6, 2021
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John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.
Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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Snakey Jake

Overall dick who likes to spread gossip around
Man that guy is such a snakey jake
by Motherbanger April 14, 2020
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