Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Yoghurt Hat

Covering an unborn babies head in cum.

Sure i fucked her. I gave her baby a yoghurt hat.

by Silentduckfart July 8, 2025

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

hat

A cosmetic for a video game.

Q: Did you get the new Spirit Breaker hat?

A: Yeah, man. The Bash animation on his flail is wild.

by 4DoorsMoreDoors January 18, 2022

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”

by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020