Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.

Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018

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Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024

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Texas Lick

To hit a Texas Lick is to get shot.

1. "Yo I heard Joe's in the hospital, the fuck happened?"

2. "He hit a Texas Lick."

by johnnyblins March 18, 2019

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Texas Wahoo Twister

The act of grabbing onto a ceiling fan to spin around on top of that thang while doing it, specifically while on a waterbed.

“The fuzz(femboy huzz) got a lil quirky and gave me a Texas Wahoo Twister”

by daddyboy January 4, 2025

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Texas

A word meaning things like "hot", "sexy" or good looking.
Also to show that you have a crush on someone.

I think you're kinda Texas.
I think Jupiter is texas.
You're Texas.

by Jupite December 30, 2021

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A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.

I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.

by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022

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