Tom Biddle

Insanely funny dirty joke or euphemism of which Tom Biddle knows hundreds.

He told this Tom Biddle joke about animals don't stutter, example... The dog jumped the fence and the kitten said fff fff fff and before the kitten could say fuck the dog at her up.

by Tom J. Biddle October 26, 2012

Tom Coffey

An innocent man sentenced to death in Stephen King's novel the Green Mile. He is a miracle of God and is known for his overwhelming kindness and ability to heal the sick.

Kaila: "Did you hear what happened to Tom Coffey in the Green Mile?"

Christian: "Yeah, it was the only time I've ever cried while watching a movie. He was a miracle of God."

by They Kill 'em with their Love February 24, 2012

Tom Willie

Fun to be around and always the life of the party. He usually has a huge cock. The women flock to him, due to the fact that he has a large cock. He has sexy brown eyes that can see right through you. If you have a relationship with him beware, because you aren't the only one. There are too many fish in the sea for him to pick just one. The bottom line is he is hot, but you better watch your back.

Tom Willie is such a player.

by creeper32145 January 14, 2012

Scoot (Tom)

Faggot that loves cock up the bum and stalks/follows everybody.

He is a pussy as well, who is shit at soccer.
Needs to Grow a Dick.
Get a real Girlfriend, Not Sid The Sloth.

Pussy Faggot"Scoot (Tom)"

by ChanTHEBlack Rapper June 29, 2011

Tom baum

THE BOOOOOM

hey hes the boooooomb
who Tom baum?
no theres actually a bomb

by eveee November 11, 2011

Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.

by Wonderofmankind August 22, 2011

Tom

A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.

Don’t be a Tom.

by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021