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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.

Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!

Little Billy: Hey Sally!

*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*

Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
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Liquid Dancing

A crazy type of dancing that only comes out of a person when they are drunk.
Although, there is no specific style of liquid dancing (because everyone's style is unique) liquid dancing is unmistakable.
An offshoot of liquid courage.

Rule of Thumb: The more shy the person is the more hilarious their liquid dancing will be.

Place of Origin: Athens, Greece: Spirit
"You ready for some liquid-dancing tonight! I'm gonna get smashed!"

"You were definitively liquid-dancing last night!"

"What the hell is she doing? She must be liquid Dancing."
by ANasca88 February 20, 2009
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Lethal Shower Dancing (LSD)

Lethal Shower Dancing aka LSD is when you are taking a shower and you bust out outlandish dance moves.
Paul woke up super early so he could do some lethal shower dancing (LSD) before he got ready to go to Mondo for work.
by Skeetina February 10, 2007
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We just want to dance

The main motivation for the girls' night out. The group of girls will get dressed up, go out to a club, and dance together. The group does not go out with any hope or expectation of meeting guys. Rather, the group goes out only to dance by themselves, and not meet any guys.

Also, this may be used as a justification for girls who go out and do not meet or dance with guys at the club.

This idea of a group of girls getting sexified to go out and "just dance," without meeting or dancing with any guys, is about as crazy as wanting to “just swim” in a river filled with piranhas.
Guy: Why don’t you girls go hit on some dudes?
Girls: We just want to dance!

Guy: You girls having a hard time meeting dudes?
Girls: It's a girls' night out, we just want to dance!
by BtShtCrzy March 13, 2011
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Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
by riddlecker September 30, 2016
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America's Best Dance Crew

A television show, produced by Randy Jackson on MTV, that showcases American Hip Hop Dance TEAMS. The reason I highlight TEAM is because a team is a group of colleagues who get together purely for dancing. Being a dance CREW implies that there is close-knit group of friends who just so happen to dance.

A major problem with the show is that it misrepresents hip hop (Along with movies such as You Got Served, Step Up, Stomp the Yard, etc). Such shows give misconceptions that the unknowing public believe to be true.

These misconceptions can include but are not limited to:

1. ABDC teams are the best
2. ABDC teams are very original and innovative
3. ABDC is good cause it helps unknown dance crews become famous
4. The judges on ABDC are very knowledgable of dancing

The truth is that although ABDC dancers are talented, they are far from being the best. There are many more talented dance crews out there just in America (not including France, Japan, and South Korea which are considered much better "dancing countries") The only difference is that the better crews want to keep their dignity and don't want to be misrepresented in the media.
Also, much of the choreography on ABDC is stolen from other dance crews without any credit given to the makers. Quest Crew especially is known for stealing moves.
Also, the dance teams on ABDC were famous prior to the show and did not need it to boost their career. Jabbawockeez, Super Crew, and Quest were all famous before winning. The only difference now is that they are beccoming FADS, getting GROUPIES, and are being EXPLOITED by the media.

FINALLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL. The judges on ABDC have no idea of what they are talking about. One judge was a SINGER on NSYNC, Shane Sparx doesnt know how to dance, and Lil Mama is a rapper not a dancer)
SHANE SPARX KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIP HOP. WHO THE HELL KNEW OF SHANE SPARX BEFORE ABDC. WHO THE HELL STILL KNOWS WHO HE IS? SHANE SPARX, CLIMB BACK THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM AND STOP KILLING HIP HOP!!

AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW

Randy Jackson: DOG IM RANDY JACKSON! DOG! YO DOG! RANDY JACKSON! DOGGGGG...DOGGGGGG
by truhiphop April 24, 2009
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