Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀
Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
by seoulstel December 3, 2018
Get the Fake Friendmug. A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. by Not2faced January 23, 2017
Get the Fake friendmug. when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
Get the Five mile fake outmug. Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021
Get the Fake Chipleadermug. When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
Get the fake takemug. by Legal Border Hoppers 4 life December 17, 2023
Get the Fakemug.