Sock On

When you're ready for something, raring to go, 'cause you have your socks on

Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord

by Socket Man October 16, 2018

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Deposit sock

Socknised by boys to jizz into

Andrew’s mom found all his deposit socks under his bed

by Hotlunch4u April 15, 2025

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Pink Sock

When having anal sex and the object of penetration (penis, bottle, etc.) Is removed too quickly and causes anal prolapse.

When he pulled his penos out too fast he gave her a pink sock.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

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Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.

Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight

by KSlamma November 19, 2020

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(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

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