Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"
Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"
Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"
Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"
Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"
Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"
Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"
by D-Train91 June 04, 2009
A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.
Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*
by People Against Pokes December 13, 2010
Guy1"Oh my fucking god i just got hit by 20 trucks"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
by Hunter williams August 23, 2009
code for “micropenis”. used between guys who want to know if their penis is normal even tho it is two inches. the more men that say it, the more people will feel that their atom dick is normalized !
kaiden: i have a really tiny cock, am 4 foot 7, and 16, have no personality, i think lil uzi is good, jah and juice are goats, i just don’t get tyler the creator, (i hate all gay people), and i have 9 toes.
jonny: ah yes a fellow super straight🟧⬛️ man.
jonny: ah yes a fellow super straight🟧⬛️ man.
by j.maya!!!! March 08, 2021
by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022
A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
by GimpyLeg August 12, 2021
When you're a demi or asexual and when a person or friend you haven't talked to in basically forever just suddenly hits you with some flirt or hand hold or some kind of b.s. while you're just casually chatting.
Person 1: It's been forever since we last talked, let's catch up.
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit
Person 2:Yeah it has been, I missed your cute smile when we use to talk.
Person 1:...Miss me with that straight shit
by Mango Fanta June 25, 2019