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posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.
Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
by peacedit June 9, 2021
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National post your crush day

On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”

Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”

“YES!”
by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021
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Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
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National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server
Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!
by AAAMMMMOOG July 28, 2024
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Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)
After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.
by Onlytruefacts1 February 4, 2017
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Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
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Post Yap Clarity

The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.
"Sandra has been talking for hours now. Wait until post yap clarity kicks in."
by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025
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