13 year old girl

A girl who thinks she is old enough to do whatever she wants, sometimes going through the "scene" phases. She tries to fit in with older people usually. Most of the time this person looks older than 13 or tries to act older than 13, she usually dates people older than her. She tries to be adventurous and tries new and dangerous things.

David: "dude! that girl is sooo hot"
Friend: "she's a 13 year old girl.."
David: "omg, she looks so much older than that"

by Mo0dyMeadow June 22, 2015

Back in the 'good old days',

This was the original reference to the past BEFORE it was bastardized by the cheap ghetto and sport radio jock talk: 'back in the day', which has become popular of late...

Back in the 'good old days', we used to have to walk a mile through 3 feet of snow to get to school every day.

by JJGATES December 2, 2011

Fucked Her For Olde Glory

The act of placing a American Flag over unattactive women's face and giving her one for your Country.

Holly was no beauty but Butch did the right thing when he fucked her for olde glory for serving her Country.

by Atomic Punk I November 28, 2009

trapped old fart

A trapped old fart is someone who does one job but has been welded so well into another, that he will never get out.

He's a trapped old fart

by J0nnyB0y October 20, 2014

Old Town Road

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

by Bombuella May 19, 2019

36 years old

When your life really falls apart and turns to shit.

Being 36 years old means you’re over the hill in life, in fact its downhill after the age of around 35. Brian had everything going for well for him until his 36th birthday but since then his whole world has fallen apart since he lost everything.

by Subtropical 1021 November 16, 2021

Old Man Immunity

The ability of old men to molest women by performing actions that would get younger men thrown in jail. But because old men "don't know better" women find it funny, cute and flattering and embrace it openly - likely because they know the man molesting them doesn't have a functioning penis.

Grandpa was clearly utilizing his Old Man Immunity when he was hitting on the waitress and grabbed her ass in jest.

by WindBoner February 8, 2012