jack devine

The biggest snake to walk on this planet. Half albino and is a massive snake. Originated in New Egypt, New Jersey when he left the clan "Sausage Factory" because he would not be promoted to co-leader.

"Yo bro, join my clan"
"Nah dude, I'm not a Jack Devine

by Jack Devine June 5, 2017

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speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

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mom-jacking

When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.

Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom

Mom-jacking.

Me: I'm feeling so sick today

Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!

Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.

by NugLife08 November 20, 2017

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jack merril

Jack Merril is one of God's most precious creations he loves taki's but also has an interest in dinamita's jack is most likely w plump boy who might try to eat 6 apples but will always come back to taki's Jack is truly the best human ever

Jack Merril is the taki King

by Poopy pants shield December 13, 2017

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