Hips don't lie

Used jokingly as a pedo-joke, ig

"Bro wtf she's 10"
"Hips don't lie.."

by POTUS Official September 19, 2022

You don't pay my sub

An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.

Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*

by YoyoGuy100 June 1, 2022

i don't fuck with

If you dont don't like someone or something
Synonym: I don't rock with Drake.

I don't fuck with Drake.

by gfzhjznYymnmzhjz6656pyyyYouffr January 31, 2018

I don't know

An absolute truth to everything around us.

What's the meaning of life?
I don't know, and I don't think anyone does.

by Minkamus June 1, 2020

don't stan twice

the worse decision in the world you could make.

bcs FOR A BETTER LIFE YOU NEED TO STAN TWICE.

person 1 : stan twice girl!!

person 2 : ew no don't stan twice
*person 2 got kidnapped, stabbed, murdered brutally, executed, then dismembered
*person 1 became the richest person in the world and became pretty

THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD STAN TWICE🔥

by #1st mafuufuu fan real December 9, 2023

Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.

Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022