potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

potato

A potato is a thicc, luscious and chubby looking vegetable, often wearing a smooth yellow spotted jacket. you can salad a potato. you can chip a potato, and you can be a couch potato.

i love eating raw potatoes.

by Sissy Tea June 6, 2019

Potato

Noel Gallagher

POTATO.

by Clive Evans July 8, 2017

potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

Potato

The bestest thing you will find in your kitchen

I have an amazing potato Steve come look at it

by Pizzapickershin June 21, 2019

potato team

A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.

what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??

by potato overlordking November 29, 2016