New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

The New Dirty Derek

A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.

Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.

by L. Jefe June 11, 2018

New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)

John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!

by zenuroo November 9, 2019

looking for a new mama

looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs

my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama

by bluebear January 11, 2020

New Year’s Surprise

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap

Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.

by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021

New Year Nut

When you bust a nut during the ball drop on New Years

This year will be great, started it off with a New Year Nut.

by Fuckup420 December 28, 2016

Brand New Secondhand

A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!

Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?

by LordNomad May 12, 2011