Michael Phelps 

The hottest swimmer alive. He walked away with 8 gold medals during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Michael brings a new meaning to the world "Gold Digger".

Taylor: Did you see Michael Phelps beat that loser by one one-hundreth of a second?! That was insane!

Amber: He won that race? I was just watching his ass flop up and down and up and down.

Michael Phelps by PhelpsPhan January 15, 2009

Michael Jackson 

A child molester

Hey look over there it’s michael Jackson

You mean child molester?

Michael Jackson by Oldeepfriedmemes August 23, 2018

michael mcguinness 

the act of double rubbering the hoe

i dont know where this hoe has been i better michael mcguinness

michael mcguinness by jason grang November 12, 2008

Michael Constable 

Small town celebrity from Geelong, known for his punce ways and

Person 1: Michael Constable isn't coming...
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes

Michael Constable by Morganyep October 22, 2008

Michael Fish moment

A moment where a friend doubts a weather forcast and gets it monumentally wrong!

Friend: The snow won't lie! I'm never wrong about these things.

*the snow storm arrives and there's a good few inches of snow*

to friend: Well that was a hell of a Michael Fish moment you noob!

Michael Fish moment by OgilvieD January 7, 2010

Michael K Fox 

A sexy ginger boy. Girls can't resist him. He is a lidgit player and girls respect the fact that he is just that cool. Ussually has a friend, not as tall, but just as cool as him. Michael K Fox does not have a soul

Sara- Did u see elliots new friend?
John- No homo but that Michael K Fox is a sexy ginger. Too bad he doesn't have a soul

Michael K Fox by idonthaveasoulandimproudofit April 4, 2010

Michael Caining 

Usually a sexual act, the act of "blowing ones doors off"

I tried Michael Caining last night, I really did blow the bloody doors off!

Michael Caining by Jamza September 3, 2011