Madness

The best fucking band ever!🎵🎷🎶

My favourite Madness tune is "baggy trousers".

by UltimateDoge March 6, 2021

Mads

A mads is a person with many mental issues.

Mads: huaa huaa haaau mi ritard

by Bodilertilaber September 2, 2023

Mads

Mads is always happy, he will do anything for you. He is very loyal, and the best friend you could wish for. He is always ready to hangout and have a good time.

Mads is my best friend, he is always there for me.

by Elsa2021 January 25, 2022

Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

mad

in south london mad is an approprite response to almost anything, particularly if it's surprising

'you know jack got exculed for dealing'
'mad'

by swthebest November 6, 2019

Mad doggin

When you get rid of the old used up woman you were seeing and replace her with her super hot 18 year old daughter that used to call you dad when her mom was your girlfriend.

noly- “Yeah bro, i had to ditch that beat up old crackhead bitch Danielle with the loose pussy, her gorgeous daughter madi finally turned 18 i couldn’t resist mad doggin it.
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”

by nolyboy July 3, 2025

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021