Orwell's Law 

It takes only so long before those in privileged positions claim 1984-esque censorship for getting the treatment for being criticized and dealt with like everyone else has been subjected to beforehand.

Person 1: This guy got banned on Twitter and now screams that will all live now in an Orwellian Nightmare because his followers finally followed through with the hatred and violence he enabled and incited.
Person 2: This is Orwell's Law at work again.

Orwell's Law by Tazman33991 January 19, 2021

XQC's LAW 

According to XQC there will be no lava pool underground 50 blocks away from the village. All lava that is in bedrock level does not count.

You will not find a lava pool underneath the village because of XQC's LAW.

XQC's LAW by PureJuicer February 13, 2021

niece-in-law 

1- Nephew's wife.
2- Spouse's niece.

My niece-in-law is a good person.

niece-in-law by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

uncle-in-law 

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

uncle-in-law by Wonbig October 13, 2021

son-in-law 

Child's husband.

My son-in-law is a good person.

son-in-law by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Miner's Law 

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.

Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.

Miner's Law by Didaskalos March 24, 2022

Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4 

Stem majors are inherently better than non stem majors including bio majors, therefor they get to make the rules

Joe: Look at the bio major trying to get into stem, must not know about Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4.

Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4 by Divoks September 27, 2022