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Jake

Looks like a garden gnome and drives a low end sports car
Jake He definitely drives a scion frs look alike
by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025
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Jake

Jake is bot.
by Jimm12245653 April 17, 2019
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Jake-o

Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.
"Why did you zip-bomb your office's computer system?"

"Jake-o"
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!
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jake and josie

jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other
jake and josie will love each other forever
by Jake3653 September 19, 2020
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Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"
by brutha is gay August 21, 2022
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