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Just Apathy

the greatest Marvins marvelous mechanical museum song by tally hall
the coolest person to ever exist: hey have you listened to this song called just apathy? its by this awesome band tally hall

disgusting fucking human: no tally hall is some stupid 2000s band that just somehow blew up like you should you fatass

also another awesome person who was over listening: YOU DUMBASS LISTEN TO TALLY HALL NOW
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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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Just tugging your sack

Essentially “just pulling your leg”, but with a twist.
Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister

Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”

Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025
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...I Just Have...

...I Just Have...
...I Just Have...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025
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...I Just Havetu...

...I Just Havetu...
...I Just Havetu...
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Just The Norms

The dryest content creator out. Dryer than my nanas saggy mick
Just the norms is ugly
by JustTheNorms_ November 22, 2021
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