I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road

by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018

Hi baby I'm out

Sorry, I'm too busy for you and I rather talk to random people over the one person in life that loves me the most

Moaz: Calls Nour..
Nour: Hi baby I'm out

by moazta June 3, 2019

I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.

The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!

by LukeJes September 5, 2022

Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time

Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

I'm Denzel

I’m Denzel (phrase) - A humorous way to admit you’re drunk on a plane, inspired by Denzel Washington’s character in the 2012 movie Flight, where he plays a pilot flying under the influence. Usually said with a wink, implying you might not be steering the ship, but you’re definitely feeling the turbulence.

“Yeah, I had a few too many at the airport bar, so by the time we took off, "I'm Denzel’ for the whole flight.”

by MatadorMaine October 18, 2024