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Trojan Horse

When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.
Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.
by NotMikey July 28, 2023
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Charlie horse

Women tend to use this word to seem intelligent and deny any correct observations of its nonexistence in the English language.

Women named Molly often use it.
Hey, are you getting a Charlie horse in your leg?
by Ghostfreddie July 28, 2024
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Horse Racism

A more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Horse Racism back to all of the Whore's Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
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The Best Horse

'The Best Horse' is what you would usually prefer to as your girlfriend, crush, that girl in your class with the stomper rack or any bitch you'd wanna fuck.
Guy: "Dude you seen Fat-Ass-Fiona? She's The Best Horse."
Other guy: "Yeah man, she be thicc."
by That one girl with the fat ass December 23, 2020
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Plunge horse

A horse at long odds who receives the predominant amount of market money at a late stage in betting and thus ‘plunges’ the price into favouritism or near favouritism.
How many fucking times does your plunge horses have to get rolled before people wake up and realise your a fucking dud!!
by Big_jim420 February 10, 2024
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Horse Shit

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023
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Quartering A Dead Horse

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
by pornstitute August 7, 2024
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