Men's Artifical man hairs

Well mens artifical man hairs are actually a thing not just a person, it is actually those weird hairs dudes have on their chins that they refuse to shave or wax off that really make you mad,they just dangle long individual hairs from their chin and are proud,(Something woman can't do and may be offended if you tell them they have these ) Guys thing they are atractive and could be seen rubbing their chin hairs while talking when they should really be rubbing them off,some woman may find them attractive and if you do nice go find you some men's artifical man hairs to love theirs nothing wrong with them their just weird and unnessacary/

Keili : Have you seen Caleb's men's artifical man hairs?
Jorie :Yea their long and straight but his hairs curly so its weird!
Keili: I know right they gotta go!
or

Jorie:I love men's artifical man hairs on guys it's attractive as heck
Keili: Get that out of here you crazy !

by Lil_ baby _skate December 2, 2018

Hair metal hoochie mama

A woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol' days of being a rocker chick.

My friends think my mom is so cool cause she's a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.

by SaraTranker92 September 17, 2017

ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018

rip your hair out

When a Hemel chav gets mad and wants to get her nan to beat you up. So don’t mess with her fam!!

This means when some girl is angry for no reason.

‘I’ll rip your hair out!’

by Lulu.P November 10, 2020

UN Gen. Sec. Hair

This is egg mom UN, who
1. Secretory Call dad mark fat
2. My mom is my gay
3. Toros hair have sus

Un Gen. Sec. Hair have sus momy

by Dankasus April 5, 2021

Fine curly hair blasian

Jaiden ;)

Oh my goodness look at that fine curly hair blasian over there
Wait
It’s Jaiden!

by Jaidensprettygirl September 9, 2022

New Jersey Hair Gel

When you cum in some chick's hair.

DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!

by Samwell52408801245 June 5, 2011