Kyle God

A Kyle who gives off total crackhead vibes and drinks 17 bottles of Monster energy drinks an hour.

Dang bro, hes such a Kyle God

by Yes Quintin it’s actually me January 19, 2020

2k god

A person who excelles at all objectives of the basketball game. Eg. Defence and offence. Whom is called a god by others

That guy is a 2k God

by It's ya boii July 5, 2017

God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

by ;-------> July 6, 2021

God's Clap

The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.

I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.

by MakeithappenMike January 28, 2016

Harold the god

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.

Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?

by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021

God's breastmilk

An alcoholic beverage with a sweet, pleasant taste. The phrase is most commonly associated with Orchard Thieves' Cider and originates in Dublin.

After a long hard day it's nice to unwind and drink god's breastmilk.

by meangreenmememachine July 18, 2016

God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004