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Dick Dynasty 

When a guy grows pubes so long and bushy that his penis resembles one of the cast of Duck Dynasty.
He hadn't trimmed his pubes in at least a month, so when I went down on him, I didn't know if I was looking at Uncle Si or his Dick Dynasty!
Dick Dynasty by Trinity minion September 30, 2013

act like a dick 

to act like a self centered narcissist whose only concern is himself and what he/she wants.Everyone else doesn't count.
Dan takes the last piece of birthday cake from his son's birthday even though the kid has been saving it and Dan's had a piece,so he will"act like a dick" and eat it in front of the kid.
act like a dick by wordwitt December 31, 2011

I Hate To Be A Dick 

Whenever someone is about to say something they know will make them sound like a dick, acknowledging such is actually a way not to come off so much like a dick.
Girl: Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy: I hate to be a dick, but yeah, it kinda does.

dick dueling 

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.
the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling
dick dueling by boycottcorn April 6, 2008

Dick Dynomite 

Some bomb assed dick, master stroker, dick that'll getchyoass sprung!
I couldn't front on ole dude...he gave me that gug-gud...that Dick Dynomite!
Dick Dynomite by rhenvar January 15, 2010

Dick Graters 

The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
Dick Graters by nomanbags August 19, 2010