Dick Bisque

When the heat outside turns your sweat surrounding the genital region into a soupy, yet creamy mixture.

My girlfriend was hungry after laying on the beach for several hours, so I offered her my dick bisque.

by Miriam Websta October 3, 2015

Luigi Dick

A dick that is long but skinny. Reminiscent of the way Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.

damn bro, Austin really has a luigi dick!

by crunchy_nUt July 1, 2020

Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

Dick Wolfing

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed for the purposes of creatively enhancing one's work or group activity in which the creative enhancement of weed works in coalition with the focus enhancing elements of speed. In Reference to the Law and Order producers DIck Wolf and his Co-Producer Speed Weed.

''We will be dick wolfing so hard tonight bois ''

by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022

pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.

Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.

by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014

Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

by SakuraF June 23, 2016

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.

Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.

by grakka May 30, 2016