Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

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Mammoth Cock

A big giant penis that has the ability to break a girls spleen.

This girl i was talking to was complaining about her spleen hurting. I got to thinking and recalled that i stuck my big giant mammoth cock inside of her a few days ago.

by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016

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Taliban Cock

When you jerk off don't have any tissues so you rap your dick with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the Islamic fundamentalist group.

No tissues? I guess I'm gonna have to go with taliban cock again tonight.

by RipCastro1926to2016 November 26, 2016

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Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

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medium cock

A common name associated with a penis of 6 or 7 inches, most common size penis.

I heard Charlie can do great with that medium cock of his.

by MrUDank December 21, 2016

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The Magic Cock

Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.

Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum

Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck

Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock

by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

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