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Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
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cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.
"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"
by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021
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Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart
POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie
by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025
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avi cookie

Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.
Avi cookie, let me taste your cookies
by avicookielicker April 6, 2024
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Pulled a cookie

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could
Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie
by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018
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Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie
"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."
by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016
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White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.
My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.
by gaberiel January 23, 2023
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