cock warts

Warts on your cock, genital warts,

I was going to give eusebio a blow job, but he had cock warts all over his member

by The masked beast December 14, 2019

medium cock

A common name associated with a penis of 6 or 7 inches, most common size penis.

I heard Charlie can do great with that medium cock of his.

by MrUDank December 21, 2016

john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

Mammoth Cock

A big giant penis that has the ability to break a girls spleen.

This girl i was talking to was complaining about her spleen hurting. I got to thinking and recalled that i stuck my big giant mammoth cock inside of her a few days ago.

by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Brock Cock

The coldest it can get outside. Even colder than “oh nahhhhh”

Bro this weather brock cock as fuck

by Soda…… November 16, 2021