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Eat a bowl of fuck myself

Also can be used in shorter term of simply “Eat a bowl.”
In East Texas slang originated in the Post Oak Savannah used to show disgruntlement and frustration. Normally used as a last-minute saying being giving up.
What do you mean your out of Marlboro Reds, I guess I can eat a bowl of fuck myself!
by Plutonium Microwave January 9, 2026
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Bowling Ball

You would say you Bowling Ball'd someone when you stick two fingers in their vagina and your thumb in their asshole.
Johnny just Bowling Ball'd Stacy.
by MonkeyGaming12 January 14, 2026
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Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is a where your partner leaves a butt plug in there ass for 2 days and then they pull it out and you pour biscuits and gravy in their butthole and you then proceed to eat it out
I gave my cousin a Louisiana breakfast bowl last night.
by perk30epstein January 16, 2026
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Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is where your partner keeps a butt plug in their ass hole for 2 days and then after they pull it out you pour biscuits and gravy in it and eat it out
by perk30epstein January 16, 2026
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fearless bowling ball

Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins
I Made that midget girl into a fearless bowling ball
by DarcyVR January 27, 2025
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Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.
John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.
by Vinkertron January 30, 2025
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Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.
She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!
by Word G February 7, 2025
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