Real

Asnath n Azizah

Imagine not being real

by teentruthes December 15, 2023

Real Skreet Nigga

A nigga with a dick 8+ inches

Thats a REAL SKREET NIGGA

by Disbannded Monkey November 1, 2023

ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

by emotional damage 2.0 November 10, 2022

The REAL Vesd

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.

"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"

by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023

real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.

When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on

by Zzzrrr October 2, 2017

Real.

This is commonly used by people who think they are the victim or by people who are depressed. This was a normal vocab turned into slang. many people use this on TikTok and may be used when you have nothing to say but "i agree" and it in generally a better word.

Video/Text: "life is never the same I just wanna die"
User: "Real."

by Megilv February 3, 2024

real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017