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Dem Apples

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Apple

Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.
Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if ā€œYUHā€šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±
by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020
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Apple

Apples are not healthy you can die eat candy instead.
Someone ate an apple then they died BUT they ate candy so now they are Alive and you should know I need to tell you if ā€œYUHā€šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±
by I am Maya :)))) December 22, 2020
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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 8, 2021
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Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples
I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.
by Durty J November 8, 2021
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Appled

Matt threw an Apple at Dave, Dave has the hand eye co-ordination of an amputee with Parkinsons, missed the catch and got Appled in the balls. Dave got a good Appling.....
by DustyDaveGotAppled October 5, 2021
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Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it
Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming
by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021
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