Alex

someone who trusts that he’s getting his way no matter how he treats another person and blames all his shortcomings on another person’s thinking and feeling

I told Alex to stop, and he argued about my mind the next day.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex

his brain and penis are the same size , small as hell.

alex: what’s up dawg?

dawg: your peens lookin smaller than ever

by wtf is up kyle October 13, 2019

Alex

Alex's future job will probably be a stripper, they are dirty-minded as fuck, but don't get me wrong, they are an amazing friend.

Lauren: Wow, who's that?
Beckie: Oh, that's Alex
Lauren: Oh, how's their job as a stripper going?

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 18, 2020

Alex

A short kid known as a midget who goes around attacking people with plastic knives and what not.

Fuck you Alex you gay ass midget!

by TrueFangzYt December 9, 2019

Alex

Cute as fuck and i wanna eat his butt in the daily no cap

Damn theres Alex sheeeeeeeesh

by Stinky head May 27, 2021

Alex

someone who claimed that the only reason someone wouldn’t want to be his slave is an obstacle of depression that he can cure by arguing about his entitlement

Alex tried to enslave me, and when that didn’t work he criticized my “mind” for not thinking that he’s the greatest and godliest being that has ever survived birth.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024