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Max Verstappen

The greatest driver of all time.

If you disagree. You're clearly a biased British Hamilton lover. Who we don't like.

When mighty Max wins. It's all his generational talent and nothing to do with the car, engine or team.

Anyone who "beats" him is clearly cheating. As evidenced by the "defeat"

Max is so great that every former champion should renounce their titles and give them to Max. Even the Indycar champions.

All other drivers should just move out of Max's way so we can marvel at his brilliance.

Motorsport media and Social Media shall forever be full of those Sucking Max's balls at every opportunity.
Did you see Max Verstappen at the last Grand Prix? I think that the Catholic Church should renounce Jesus and worship Max instead
by Berty777 November 26, 2025
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Logan maxing

I woke up for a midnight snack to find that my dog was logan maxing
by Darkening m’coon December 5, 2025
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Faggot maxing

The act of maximizing the use of the word faggot for either homophobic means or every day derogatory use.
My bro Jasper said faggot 900 times today. He was really faggot maxing
by YungGoyim December 5, 2025
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Butterball maxing

To rape an animal mostly turkeys but it can be other animals too
I walked in the farm to see that ivan was butterball maxing a turkey but then i realized that peta payed him to do it
by Darkening m’coon December 6, 2025
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Fortnite maxing

To ditch someone for a lazy, stupid activity without telling them
Me and Ivan went to the east river and Nicco was supposed to be here at 9:30. We called him at 10:00 and he was playing Fortnite. He was fortnite maxing
by Darkening m’coon December 8, 2025
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Thesaurus maxing

Thesaurus maxing refers to the action of employing the use of overly verbose vocabulary: usually within the context of an exam essay, in an effort to make oneself appear more intelligent. Though usually practiced during exams, thesaurusmaxing is sometimes also used in common parlance, usually by those who lack sufficient confidence in their own intelligence and hence need it to be validated by other people.
Pretentious knobhead: Thus, it would be rendered possible for us to make use of the auspicious portents of the IKEA furniture range to more effectively and tastefully perform the act of decoration of our residence.

Other Person: Ugh, stop Thesaurus maxing and talk normally.
by firemelon2 December 20, 2025
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Noreen-Holden-Maxxing

The act of cracking your buddy’s nan, best buddies style. People named Evan can’t do this because that’s the rule of the Best buddies (no evans)
Yo what’s up my names not Evan and I’m Noreen-Holden-Maxxing, cause Noreen is so bad!
by bestbuddiesnoevansnumber1fan December 23, 2025
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