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One Hand Clap

The sound the hand makes as it slaps the folds of the labia and whacks the clitoris.
Man, I was so horny last night, I resorted to the one hand clap!
by onesickaussiechick July 8, 2010
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helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.
Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.
by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009
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One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.
That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!
by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014
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two-hand tornado

When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 August 2, 2015
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Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022
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Right Hand Rule

A series of gang signs used as dog whistles by physicists to communicate with one another. There are several iterations corresponding to different affiliations.

The most common and simple versions usually involve holding one's right arm out, curling the fingers inward toward the torso, and pointing the thumb upward. This is often (but not always) accompanied by the member looking up in the direction their thumb is pointing. At times this may be inverted, with the thumb pointing downward.

Adherents of various sects differ on dogma, but universally agree on the "Power" of physics in the world.
I just had a student ask me if which hand they were supposed to use for the right hand rule.
by mafs_is_fun August 13, 2018
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Hand Scolding

To hold a girl's hand of whom you like, but crush it until it starts bleeding, then proceed to slap your penis all over her face.
What happened to Camille last night?
She got FACKED up from Ryans hand scolding..
OUCH!
by ARP3450 October 17, 2011
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