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horse

animal with 4 legs, likes to party,
damn this dude crazy, yea nvm he a horse
by poopoodaadaa August 20, 2023
mugGet the horsemug.

Horse

A Horse is a chicken but Bigger
You are an Ugly Horse who should feel horrible about themselves for the disgusting horse you are
mugGet the Horsemug.

Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
mugGet the Horny Horsemug.

Horse

Look, a horse.
by Hellmine Cornish April 18, 2023
mugGet the Horsemug.

Horse Race Enthusiasts

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.
Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
by joe995 October 21, 2024
mugGet the Horse Race Enthusiastsmug.

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.
He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025
mugGet the cranking the horsemug.

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later
by Sexydimma January 15, 2014
mugGet the putting words in the horse's mouthmug.

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