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Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”
by Murlock69 July 13, 2023
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happy

not sad
person 1: how do you feel?
person 2: happy!
person 1: so you’re not sad?
person 2: happy!
by yoiiluvqs May 27, 2022
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Happy

Person: I’m happy

Me and my friends: I’m not.
by Gay mistake that is trash February 6, 2020
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thumb happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.
I’ve gotten so many texts today and I’m really feeling thumb happy!
by FEugazi July 12, 2018
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Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023
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Happy Ending

A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.

The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?

Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025
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Happiness

A tornado swept through the town.
All the buildings were destroyed, and any human still alive was buried under rubble or evacuated.
And under all the rubble and destruction, there was a gardener.
The gardener had just enough space to kneel, and had dust and dirt all over their face.
They were kneeling over something small and delicate.
A firefighter pulled the rubble away, and saw the trapped gardener.
They pulled the gardener out of the rubble, and saw what they were kneeling over.
A small, white flower.
And the firefighter looked at the gardener in confusion, but they replied simply.
"This flower is my Happiness."
by JayGhost February 25, 2024
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