rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".
YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?
by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019
Get the rule 0 of the internet mug.

5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Get the 5 second rule mug.

Big boy rules

1) To play by rules which should not have to be said.
2) The application of common sense to a situation.
John - "Ok guys, 5v5 full court. Big Boy Rules."

Mike: "Dude, I was going to hit on that chick but then you stepped in and ruined it for me."
Steve: "Sorry bro, BBR."
by Sledge2k June 20, 2007
Get the Big boy rules mug.

Calling Dibs Rule

If you call dibs on something that thing that you called dibs on is automatically yours.
Calling Dibs Rule on THAT car and Ill get it.
by Dibs boiiiii November 09, 2018
Get the Calling Dibs Rule mug.

10 second rule

After you have a wank you have 10 seconds to fall sleep quickly overwise you miss your chance
"bro i missed to 10 seconds now i cant go sleep"

10 second rule
by R1.toosav July 01, 2020
Get the 10 second rule mug.

The 5 day rule

If you're in an argument with someone and they try to use evidence that you're wrong from more then 5 days ago, it doesn't count
The 5 day rule needs no explanation
by Ricky the God June 14, 2020
Get the The 5 day rule mug.

Three Bite Rule

Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate.
Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"

Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..."
by mattyp1108 July 05, 2011
Get the Three Bite Rule mug.