Ninja Nights

When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.

Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.

by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019

Ninjas

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by BRICK NINJA April 6, 2021

ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.

Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!

by FATALATOR November 21, 2011

ninja Jacky

When the world sleeps the stern worm makes his move, generally in the dark of night. He attacks with precision and skill, no boner stands a chance, often beats his victim dry, until it pukes. Causing Indian burn. Usually attacks to anime.

Ninja Jacky struck mid night! Consider the meat beat!

by Tony Crisco February 26, 2025

dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce

Japanese tryhard name to scare players in games. There is a meme of that

Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players

Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"

by 0zKth December 12, 2022

Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone

Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled

by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018

wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi

The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds

by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021