Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

Diddy Socks

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.

Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.

by A-Hole M July 2, 2025

Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Gucci Sock

A high class male hookers anus

Bryce: Last night... Oh my god Jack, Jeralds gucci sock got torn up by his highest paying customer...
Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.

by Crunchmo May 19, 2018

Hit ur bitch in my socks

Fight or fuck ur girl in socks

Gucci flips flops fuck it I'll hit ur bitch in my socks

by hoodbooger82 October 3, 2025

sock flops

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS

Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.

nice sock flops, they look trendy.

im going to put on my sock flops

by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013

Snot Sock

A sock you cum inside that dries to be observed as snot

I cum so hard in that snot sock last night watching porn.
My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.

by jwalex November 8, 2017