paid shit

Taking a shit while your on the job.

It's time for my 3pm paid shit

by crackh0 May 30, 2008

Shit for the Cycle

Taking a shit in each bathroom of your house (minimum of 2 bathrooms) during one day. You get double points if you can do it before leaving for work.

Due to my overindulgence in alcohol and junk food yesterday, I shit for the cycle this morning.

by NBAnderson January 3, 2012

shit stir

To delibritly cause trouble or an arguement by disagreeing with someone even though you think they are right.

John looks like he could do with good shit stir today.

by james chadima January 13, 2004

shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

by DS September 24, 2003

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.

" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 10, 2008

gangsta shit

Anything associated with, pertaining to, related to or the lifestyle of a gangsta.

I had to ride up on them fools on some gangsta shit.

See that muv get pistol whipped? That was some gangsta shit right thur

by Beau Mac June 13, 2007

Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010