Horse Race Enthusiasts

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.

Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"

by joe995 October 21, 2024

Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011

horse

animal with 4 legs, likes to party,

damn this dude crazy, yea nvm he a horse

by poopoodaadaa August 20, 2023

Horse

A Horse is a chicken but Bigger

You are an Ugly Horse who should feel horrible about themselves for the disgusting horse you are

by Alpha beta bravo 19 going dark January 3, 2023

Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.

Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.

by All the way to the top November 29, 2021

Horse

Everyone knows what a horse is.

Look, a horse.

by Hellmine Cornish April 18, 2023

Henry The Horse

Slang for LSD, derived from the song 'Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!' by The Beatles on their album 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' in 1967.

I had dozens of things to get done but I met with Henry The Horse and now I'm not sure where the last 12 hours went.

by BillMack291 April 24, 2022