Rob Golden

Tis guy loves child porn and loves raping men and women of all ages this is because of the day of 1987 when he was a german solider of a dad in the second world war and when the aliens came to the world to share the detail of the other world. This is because of the behoove of the 1911 days when i was a 30s crip on o block this happened because cheef kief and digga d had beef with pop smoke for alot of times in the future.

You thought i was feeling you that Rob Golden a munch, Dog has cancer on stage 19 phantom forces

by Bob Rob Golden pagan face October 1, 2022

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

Golden Thunder

To break wind whilst administering a golden shower

Those burritos really increased the decibels on my golden thunder.

by Cobra Cuckmander October 2, 2022

Emmy golden

EmmyG is probably the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is funny, bright, and has 100 percent ENFP energy. She is also very sassy and can be a handful sometimes but in a good way. She is also very friendly and confident and has no trouble hitting it up with someone. It's hard to not fall for her but that's okay!
She'll probably reject you in the most sweetest and subtlest way possible, you won't even realize she rejected you. She is also gorgeous and dances like a kpop idol!

She can make your life a movie (a happy one at that!)

Is that Emmy Golden?! I wish she was mine....

by EmmyPete13 October 6, 2022

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

Golden Wheelbarrow

A sexual position where the man holds the womans ankles whilst entering her from behind. After climax the man urinates onto her back.

I gave my girl the golden wheelbarrow.
If she's into wet and wild giver her the golden wheelbarrow.

by greasypete October 14, 2022

golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 21, 2022