Christian

A Christian is the unique, one in a million, kind of guy. He is usually very strong, and he works harder then any other guy you know. He is extremely brace and isn't afraid to take risks. A Christian is tough and can move through hard times and get around big obstacles. He will never quit on you, and he will always be by your side. He is the kind of person that you just have to respect when you meet it. Christians are extremely trustworthy and you can trust them with your life or your secrets. He is the best boyfriend you can get. When you are tired or sad, he will wrap you in his giant long arms and protect you. Because they pride themselves on being loyal and protective to the people they love. A Christian is usually handsome and tall, with a smile that will make you blush. He is the star of the football team, and makes every other guy jealous. He is the best type of guy.

Hey that must be a Christian. Just looking at him makes me happy.

by JCE14 April 12, 2017

Christian

Looks like soggy oatmeal

"Hey, who's that oatmeal-looking nigga?"

"Oh, that's Christian."

by bunga boi November 5, 2019

Eastside Christian School

A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.

“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”

by No please June 23, 2021

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

christian living

The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.

Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.

by Rduncan May 24, 2018

Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011