Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 9, 2025

texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass

texas dildo is your mommas friend

by maddogpussy December 17, 2013

Texas

Best place in Texas

Girl: what’s the best place to go to in Texas
Boy: Texas

Girl: nevermind wtf?

by Gr11233 November 21, 2023

Texas two by two

The act of having sex in a motel 6 in Texas next to another couple also having sex .

Last time i went out with the boys we had a Texas two by two

by 2xstuff October 19, 2018

texas rolling pin

When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.

Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*

by Stebone69 September 30, 2021

And Texas!

1. The most appropriate and accurate supplement to any and all questions.

2. And Texas!

Dude#1: Hey... What's the meaning of life?

Dude#2: Well, I think it's up to the individual; it's really just a spiritual journey of learning and experience.

<pause>

Dude#2: And Texas!

by Pyronix337 March 17, 2012

campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!

Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.

by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018