speedrun

im speedrunning how fast capizizi will find my thing

you can do it capizizi speedrun

by despacito nigga March 5, 2020

Speedermeeter

Its a redneck saying fo speedometer

Original maker:Joshua alan pless
Chris banard

Aye yo cuz how fast is yo speedermeeter

by SATCHSQUASH49 April 8, 2020

speedfotheweed

when you want to smoke weed within a few hours but the store is closing.

bro if we wanna get high tonight we needa speedfotheweed..

by niwwa April 28, 2020

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

speedloader

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.

Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.

by buddy retard July 3, 2020

speedtard

(In a video game) A person who disregards all rational thought in order to make the round or match end faster often resulting in failure.

That speedtard just died in an attempt to end the round.

by iwasherebutleftat4 July 17, 2020

Speed trap

A person always in a rush to do nothing

Yo don’t fuck wit him yo that nigga a speed trap in the way ass nigga

by Cartair July 18, 2020