by Trjakai15 February 12, 2021
The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.
by Barnesblw July 06, 2024
Person 1: "So how was the football game? Did you guys win?"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"
by Casey Bean October 20, 2023
Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
by KtxDipper May 21, 2018
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
by Spank bank July 29, 2022
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
by Stupid Af July 15, 2021