An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. 1. Something you say to your girlfriend/boyfriend when your dumping them.
2. A Derogatory statement synonymous with the term, "miss me with that shit".
2. A Derogatory statement synonymous with the term, "miss me with that shit".
Aye I broke up with my girl last night... She started saying some shit but I told her to bust a hard right LMAO.
by 77wade77 April 17, 2020
Get the bust a hard rightmug. Brad: OMG! I just got done with my SUPER HARD MATHAMATIC ASSEMENT TEST!
Chelsea: Right On Chicken! *whispers* "who cares"
Chelsea: Right On Chicken! *whispers* "who cares"
by bristomae August 1, 2008
Get the right on chickenmug. rights that promote a position of legal and social inequality of women with men. Aka, da Bois are in charge of women’s rights
by imbackfromgettingthemilk69 August 13, 2022
Get the Women’s rightsmug. English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'
Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree
Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree
Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019
Get the My Right Honourable Friendmug. a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
Get the Miranda Rightsmug. A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.
Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."
Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
by Right fucked tonight April 23, 2016
Get the Right fucked tonightmug.