potato

The gaming potato is the sweetest, most loving person you will ever meet. She is so fucking hot she lights up the room

she's a gaming potato. so hot that chick is.
such a potato gamer

by theroro February 7, 2018

Potato Salad Male

An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.

Wow, that guy is so chill... he must be a potato salad male, so handsome.

by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022

Potatoes

not one potato but multiple

i have 3 potatoes

by Potato0801 March 24, 2019

Wheel potato

A curse for fat couch potatos.

Men sitting on the couch is such a wheel potato

by Wheel Potato Kid December 28, 2020

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Potato

A member of the Irish Republican Army (IRA).

"Oi, mate, don't get in that car. There're potatoes around these parts."

by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020