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crease your pants 

v. To have sex. The term comes from when pants are on the ground for a night, they tend to get creases in them.
Bridget: So, who's creasing your pants?
Ellie: None of your business.

Keith: So I creased my pants last night...

Mark: So I got my pants creased last night...

Beth: I've been creasing Keith's pants since January 08.

Lenny: Hey Jill, I'd like to crease your pants.
crease your pants by MC Hammer II January 21, 2009
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Sexy Pants 

The person known as "Sexy Pants" is unbalanced and loves to smoke the cock as much as possible. Not only does he love to suck penis like one massive joint full of gay pot, he also loves to ride the cock as well. He'll ride it long and hard into the morning light.
Sexy Pants sucked my cock last night.
Sexy Pants by Lover February 12, 2006

Slappy Pants 

ones whose balls slap around in their pants.
you man...you got slappy pants today...
Slappy Pants by GL October 17, 2003

Shaky Pants 

One who purchases miniscule vibrators in a seedy bookstore.
Look out---here comes Shaky Pants!!

goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.
brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.
goober pants by xixzero October 20, 2008

Night Pants 

Alternative, less common, term for pajama pants. The term has later been adopted to refer to children's training pants.
Hey, those are nice pajama pants.

No, they're my night pants.

Yeah that too.
Night Pants by Night Pants McGee January 7, 2011

fuckboy pants 

They are the pants basically every teenage guy wears at school. You know, those beige khakis from American Eagle. They're beige and also come in black. Everyone knows someone who wears these. Most of the people that wear them are either popular or rich (or both.)

If you're walking down the school hallways and don't see a guy wearing fuckboy pants- you're dreaming.
person 1: Hey did you see that hot guy that just passed us in the hall?
person 2: No, what was he wearing?
person 1: Those fuckboy pants
person 2: Oh, there was too many guys wearing those, sorry!