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Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020
mugGet the Ham on the sidemug.
To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010
mugGet the to salt both sides of the pretzelmug.

slam piece of side boob

A side hoe or slam piece, typically having nice breasts.
Yo jack who’s that girl you were with again last night are y’all dating?
Jack: Naw, that’s just my slam piece of side boob.
by The Rickest Rick August 25, 2019
mugGet the slam piece of side boobmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Left Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Left Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Left Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.
Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.
by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022
mugGet the Side Cartmug.

Lil Siding

Lil Siding is a rapper. He has a big bouncy booty i think.
He sings in swedish and rap about beard and shit...
Perr: Have you seen Lil Siding's girlfriend?
Bert: Yea! Her name is Emelie!
Perr: Oh that nice!
Lil Siding: I hate u.
by Swelliot May 21, 2018
mugGet the Lil Sidingmug.

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